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  7 0 Some choices: "That two-timing jerk! He said he loved me!" "I hope he doesn't use that 'this is my body, broken for you' line. That one's got whiskers on it." "Don't order bread or fish or you'll never get out of the restaurant." I'll be here all week! Try the veal! Don Munsil answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by CleverScreenName… 0 0 I like the bread and fish one. :) CleverScreenName commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  4 0 Does Jesus put out?     (I am so going to hell for this.) CleverScreenName answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by Rev.Enant… 0 0 DJPO can replace that insipid WWJD anytime. Rev.Enant commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  3 0 Really? Last Sunday he asked me to eat him and drink a cup of his blood. Said it would make him arise and that he'd come again. Fuckin kinky emo bastard. LMNOP answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 That's nice. I've got a date with his dad. So much better in bed. BasementDweller3 answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by BasementDweller3… 0 0 or "his mom". Either way. BasementDweller3 commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 l gave myself to Jesus, but now he never calls. Without more context to work with, l'm going to say they have a date with their hand and/or a toy later. freikja answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 "I'll put all your things on the porch". Fnarf answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 "You know he's married, right? And he's a polygamist - he has like thousands of wives. There were like a dozen of them back at Holy Family when we were going to school there." Geni answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 "Me too... you up for a threesome?" Urgutha Forka answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 "Don't forget to use a condom!" goth jenny answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 "That's great! I'm taking out the Virgin Mary*!!! Let's Double Date!!" * note though, the Virgin Mary only sucks dick. Cause, ...well, ...you know. Rev.Enant answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by Rev.Enant… 0 0 Or.... "that's funny, I was just talking to him and he was telling me how he's going to have to stand up this sexy lady tonight... and was hoping I could come in his stead..." Rev.Enant commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 Put on your best Barry White voice and say "Aw, honey, you don't have to call it that. Sure it heals the sick and feeds the hungry, but until it dies for your sins it's still just a penis." Jim C answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 "Don't let him get beyond first base! Remember Virgin Mary?!" O my captain answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 1 Say: "oh, well, I have a date with Buddha...seems like we both know some pretty spiritual dudes." Kristin Bell answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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