What? No. I don't hate Dan!

In fact, I love Dan. I think he is awesome, even though he makes me mad when he is anti-fat people. But, that's probably because I'm fat and I don't like to be hated on. How can anyone not love Dan?!? He's adorable!

While I do think Dan lays it on a bit thick at times, being against people being obese isn't the same as hating fat people. Just like saying that people shouldn't have AIDS doesn't mean you hate people who have AIDS.

Oh, one more thing...I don't think Dan is just adorable...I think he is very gifted orally .... hahaha! No! I mean, he is a great public speaker I don't know about the other. lol. He is very intelligent, a good role model, he's funny, a great writer, he's brave, and who knows what else! I'm a huge fan (yes, in more than one way! hahaha). I think I have all of his books and I think he's super fantastic.

Dan's gotten better about this over the years (see below) Lee, but I respectfully disagree - at times, Dan's been very specifically coming across as hating fat folk, as Kristin 'the-not-yet-icon' Bell states.
select Quotes from Savage Love, FWIW:
e.g. "get a whore, Dumbo" title to a story about an overweight virgin guy.
or this slightly vitriolic quote:
"At the risk of inducing anorexia in millions of young men, I have to say that I agree with you 100 percent, Heather. Beer-gutted, love-handled, hairy-backed men shouldn't go shirtless in summer. Or any other season. "
or the entire article titled "dump the frump" including "Dump her--and don't feel the least bit guilty about it."
and this gem of a quote:
"So what's up with your fat and frumpy girlfriend? I'll get a hundred e-mails from amateur psychologists diagnosing your girlfriend as suffering from some sort of clinical depression the day this column comes out. They'll scold me for telling you to dump your fat and frumpy girlfriend and insist that you're obligated to stand by your fat and frumpy girlfriend and love her regardless of her size and see the beauty within and blah, blah, fuckin' blah. Fuck that."

and for comparison, look how in 2007 Dan's tune changes, sorta, in the column "big love":
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=454823

and contrast for sure to this year, this month even, when he wrote:
"stop telling yourself that fat = unfuckable. Huge numbers of Americans are overweight or obese and most of them are getting laid."

Oh hell no! I can't ugly it up any more! I'm already ugly enough! Are you confusing me with that girl who is the famous Kristen Bell?
And now I have "If I Could Turn Back Time" stuck in my head! lol

Thanks for the advice. Seems my chances are not good, especially since everyone is downvoting this question. Wah wah wah. :(

I better think of a new career option.