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Our small borg's implants are showing signs of irritation. What should the Borg do?

We from the Borg strongly belive in the our collective ability to raise all offspring irregardless of the civilization they were taken from. However, we have a two year old named "Nine of thirteen" who has developed a rash around several of it's implants. What would you recommend to take of this ailment? We of Borg hope that the treatment does not take long as we are heading to sector 0,0,1 to assimulate the third planet from that star system next week.

Cato the Younger Younger asked in Parenting Q&A about 1 year ago | Report
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  • Enso_circle_small
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    I understand that ichor is good for rashes. What you do, is you find a local deity, fill him or her up with ambrosia and wine and when said god passes out drain off a bit of ichor. Rub on twice a day until the rash disappears.
    If that fails, try Benpathen.

    ozchick answered in Parenting Q&A about 1 year ago | Report
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  • Doorbells_002_small
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    Try diaper cream. Solves a world of problems.
    Barring that, try vasolene petroleum jelly after a mild soap and water washing. Good luck.

    "Cagey" answered in Parenting Q&A about 1 year ago | Report
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    You from the Borg really ought to know two important things, both for your small borg's rash as well as your plan to continue assimilating the solar system.

    1. Irregardless is not a word.

    2. The possessive form of "its" bears no apostrophe, although if you want to kick it old school you can write it as "its'". Everyone will laugh at you, though, and that will render further assimilation difficult.

    Your small borg is suffering an allergic reaction to the aforementioned abuses of the language. Fix that, and the rash will disappear.

    TVDinner Redux answered in Parenting Q&A about 1 year ago | Report
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