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Mouse survival.

Last night I flushed a mouse down the toilet at 2am (it's a long story). As I tried going back to bed I pondered the possibility of the mouse surviving this ordeal? Any ideas?
Also, what are the possibilities of the mouse returning and exacting revenge?

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  • Img_3324_2_small
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    The law of Karma says you cannot escape the consequences. Also, Jesus saw what you did. And your own conscience will eat at you until your dying day. You need to seek a way to be forgiven for what you have done.

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  • Skull_pumpkin_small
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    If your toilet hooks up with the outflow from a toilet in a nuclear-waste treatment facility, the mouse is able to swim upstream and escape out a toilet on the other side, and is then exposed to radioactivity that turns him into a Hellraiser version of Mouse, you are so screwed. Pray he does not keep an address book.

    I recommend bathing the cat in nuclear waste, just to keep might on your side.

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  • Cateyes_small
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    He's unlikely to exact revenge. He will, however, likely survive.

    Listen to this -- http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/406/true-urban-legends -- and you will be convinced, though maybe a bit freaked out, too.

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  • Larry_2_small
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    The poor, half-drowned creature is going to make its way through the pipes until it crawls into your shower head, where it will expire*. You might want to take baths from now on.

    *This really happens, at least according to Augusten Burroughs.

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