Prepubescent girls dressed like hookers

Anorexia.

Those thong-shoe things. You know, they look like floppy fancy thongs and then suddenly there is like a boot part around the ankle? yucky.

I would like to also ask the youth of our community to stop dressing like I did in the 9th grade.  Y'all are freaking me out.  

Skinny jeans.

Anecdote: my little brother watches a lot of Disney and we were watching some show the other day where one of the kids has started a skinny jeans line, and after all the kids buy them, the circulation gets cut off from their lower halves and they all end up in the hospital. Then they put a fund drive together to stop the madness of skinny jeans. l found it highly amusing, and appreciated Disney's take on the fashion matter.

mutton chops and chin-birdsnests aka mountain man beards.

beiber hair.

but most of all:
craptastic 80's fashion recycling: been seeing WAyyyy too much echoes of 80's rockers, madonna, new wave homages, etc. Next we'll see neon "Frankie say relax" shirts and non-ironic muscle shirts with glitter iron-on POISON logos.

Although they have already been made fun of a lot by people like BikeSnobNYC, I would say fixed gear bikes, or more specifically people who ride fixed and then say things like "I feel such a connection to the road riding fixed, its just more real" or some other such nonsense and then post videos of themselves skidding and riding like an idiot through rush hour traffic for no apparent reason on youtube

Teabagging (you know which kind)

V-neck T-shirts with nothing underneath, often worn by guys with the chest hair of a 12 year old boy.

Uggs.

Capri pants on men.

Gigantic over-sized branded clothing.

Anything worn ironically.

Flat brimmed baseball caps.

Knit caps placed to flaccidly droop ever so precariously on hipster skulls. Snug it down, you twat.

Giant baggy jeans that have a crotch halfway to the knee and show 3/4 of your underpants.

Giant baggy basketball "shorts." God in heaven, if they get any bigger, the ballers are gonna have the leg of one short wrapping entirely around the opposite thigh as they try to run.

Baseball caps worn indoors. Take off your fucking hat inside, you mannerless scum.

Horrifically long fake fingernails. Especially in porn. *shudder*

Purple jeans.