Return it to the store. Explain the situation & they'll probably refund you.

Throw it out and write down the name so you don't buy it again. I doubt you can redeem it in another recipe. With a few exceptions, ingredients that taste like ass make food that tastes like ass.

Mix it with batter and bake it in a cake! Sorry, I've been browing Seling's website all morning and getting the grumbles.

Write a letter to the company that made it, and send it through the US Mail. Say that it did not live up to the high expectations you've come to have from tasting their other fine products. Lay on the praise for the company, and then tell them that it tasted like ass.

They'll send you a half dozen coupons for different products they make for free. I do it all the time.

Develop a taste for ass I suppose.

Have any access to vegan/vegetarian/lactose intolerant friends?

I know one of the soy brands is good but I can't remember which one so I found myself in the same situation on my birthday with horrid, horrid tasting Soy Dream. Never again! LOL...
Anyone know which ones taste good in normal flavors like vanilla and chocolate?

(Rice Dream? makes a freaking awesome carrot cake one but their vanilla is ucky).

Tasting shitty Ice Cream is your rightful punishment for buying a dessert item which has "Soy" in the title. You must eat it all. Every last bite, and when you are through, go get a pint of Ben and Jerrys Chubby Hubby and relish the difference. You will never make that mistake again I guarantee...

get the Hemp MILK