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  6 1 You could go with something military for a don't-ask-don't-tell political joke, plus wearing some kind of uniform (or like part of a uniform) for the masculine and slightly scandalous look. Basil answered in Halloween about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question New comments are not being accepted at this time.

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  3 1 How about a strange over-sized blond mustache and an partially burned Koran? Kip Waddle answered in Halloween about 1 year ago | Report 1 comment by Rev.Enant… 0 0 *chortle* thumbsup Rev.Enant commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question New comments are not being accepted at this time.

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  2 0 Batman and Robin might be a good date costume if your husband is a Batman type. Attractive, young-man masculine, and definitely scandalous if you're Batman's date. I've also seen a couple go as Spock and Captain Kirk. That was funny as hell. CleverScreenName answered in Halloween about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question New comments are not being accepted at this time.

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  1 0 The Link Light Rail tunnelling machine, jammed in some sand & sinking some houses. "Big Daddy" from KickASS, with 2 shotguns and a cock-shaped 'bat'-beacon projecting everywhere you go. A sand truck/snow plow with 'biking'MikeMcGinn at the wheel (dressed as Mad Max)... (and a flattened Greg Nickels under the treads)... Iron Man 2, covered in rust perhaps, and a pink triangle for his new triangle chest window... or a Pair costume that might fit the bill: A certain Mr. Goldie Tate (football uniform #81 and pads, with padded/stuffed belly and groin), maple frosting smeared over face + a partner dressed as a penis-shaped Maple Bar being chased. Word balloon above the seahawk Doughboy that says "Still can't get enough phallus! Yum!" Rev.Enant answered in Halloween about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question New comments are not being accepted at this time.

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  0 0 Last year I was octo-mom. Black wig, cherry flavored wax lips, and 8 baby dolls from the dollar store. By far the cheapest costume I ever put together and the most scandalous. ikat answered in Halloween about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question New comments are not being accepted at this time.

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  1 1 Cigar Guy. DOUG. answered in Halloween about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question New comments are not being accepted at this time.

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  1 1 You can get a pretty decent Roman centurian outfit that features metallic chest armor (with pre-molded pecs and abs). No 'roids necessary. Plus, you can work the whole "bacchanalia" angle. Scott Rice answered in Halloween about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question New comments are not being accepted at this time.

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  1 1 How about something like this? http://www.mardigrascostumeshop.com/store/spartan-warrior-p34416.html Cory Baumer answered in Halloween about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question New comments are not being accepted at this time.

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  1 1 If you want dress-up, go as George Rekers . If you're trying to bare some chest, go as Lucian . The biggest purchase either outfit would require is a piece of luggage. Works best as a couple, I suppose. Lukeiscool answered in Halloween about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question New comments are not being accepted at this time.

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  0 0 How about something from Old School... the over aged streaker aways gets a rise.... LOL! O my captain answered in Halloween about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question New comments are not being accepted at this time.

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