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  5 0 My vote is that you wake him up with some licking, nuzzling, kissing in and around the area. If he's up for it, you're still close enough to a blow job to still give the sexy surprise that you might miss out on if he just woke up to some cuddling. Canadian Nurse answered in Sex about 1 year ago | Report 1 comment by Just Asking… 0 0 It worked! See my comment below. Just Asking commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  5 0 As the owner of a penis, I can say that both reactions could be possible in the same person depending on the circumstances. I think you could safely play it by ear. Start by not-quite-waking him up with some snuggling, and if his reaction is receptive rather than startled or sleepy-grumpy, you could work your way toward the surprise. Basically what I'm saying: he may be asleep, but chances are his body language will still be pretty easy to read if you approach it slowly. I think a blowjob that was, however, COMPLETELY out of the blue and without any kind of warning or sleepy foreplay, would indeed be unpleasantly startling and might get a reaction that you don't want. Lee answered in Sex about 1 year ago | Report 1 comment by Just Asking… 0 0 Okay, that makes sense and also explains the two very different reactions. Thanks! I'll go for the former and not the latter! Just Asking commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  4 0 Goodness gracious, just go for it! I've done this tons of times, and have never ever gotten a bad reaction. Honestly, anyone who would yank you off by your hair totally does not deserve a blow job. Squirrel Girl answered in Sex about 1 year ago | Report 2 comments by Lee and Just Asking… 0 0 I think for a lot of people, being awoken from a certain kind of deep sleep can be disconcerting regardless of how it's done. It wouldn't necessarily lead to yanking someone by their hair, but I think a concern about a startled and panicked reaction is valid. Lee commented about 1 year ago | Report 0 0 I was gentle and led into it; it worked like a charm. And yes, he was still quite sleepy when I started, so the lovely surprise factor was definitely still in place. Just Asking commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  3 0 I don't exactly agree with Lee. I'd be totally happy being woken out of the blue by a blowjob. In fact, that might be hotter than being woken with foreplay/snuggling/whatever and then moving on to a bj. As long as he's a normal guy who's into you, if he's gotta pee, he'll just let you know simply, probably by just saying, "I've really gotta go, sorry" I can't imagine a guy acting crazy and yanking you off unless he's got issues or something. Maybe try what Lee said and then afterwards, ask what he'd think if some morning you just went right into it without any warning and see what he says. Urgutha Forka answered in Sex about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 Just to clarify - our morning wood is not created by our need to pee. It's just that when we wake up, like most people, we do often have to pee pretty badly. Here you go: http://sexuality.about.com/od/malesexualanatomy/a/morning_erectio.htm Personally, I wake up with them only after having a semi-erotic dream. I tend to think the two are related, but we don't really know. As for waking up with someone blowing me - I don't think I'd like that at all. Not sure why. It just feels like a violation of my personal space. I am really big on consent, so that is probably why the idea of that makes me uncomfortable. Something about me being unconscious during the start of it just doesn't sit well with me and is definitely a turn off. You might want to ask him in passing sometime if he thinks the idea of that is sexy. If he says yes, then surprise him later when he has forgotten about your question. Basil answered in Sex about 1 year ago | Report 6 comments by O my captain, Basil, and O my captain… 0 0 I disagree. I think morning wood IS cause by the need to urinate. But not always. I'd say go for it, but if he says, "Geez honey, I'd really like to continue, but give me a few minutes to drain this monster and make room for you.." then use some understanding and patience. He'll get right back to you after he drops his erection, drains his bladder, and then comes back to a hot woman waiting for him... O my captain commented about 1 year ago | Report 0 0 But don't you wake up some mornings having to pee, but without an erection? I know that I do. If we wake up having to pee and not having an erection, it makes it kind of unlikely that needing to pee is the cause. Basil commented about 1 year ago | Report 0 0 Sure, but waking up with the need to pee doesn't require an erection everytime. I'm willing to betthat you have already had the erection and lost it before you ever awoke. (Don't believe me? try making a ring of postage stamps around your cock when you go to bed at night, and just check first thing in the morning. I guarantee the ring will have snapped/torn down the perferated holes due to an early morning erection.) O my captain commented about 1 year ago | Report 0 0 Morning wood has nothing to do with erections, and nothing to do with mornings either. It is just a natural response to REM sleep. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_men_wake_up_with_an_erection Your argument here only supports that - men have on average 4 REM cycles of sleep - where they get erections. Are you suggesting that we need to pee the entire night and that off and on it just randomly causes erections? It just doesn't make sense. I think the idea that nighttime erections are caused by the need to urinate is just an old myth. Nothing more. Basil commented about 1 year ago | Report 0 0 REM sleep turns me on. LMNOP commented about 1 year ago | Report 0 0 "Morning wood has nothing to do with erections, and nothing to do with mornings either." I guess we're not talking about the same thing here. I thought "Morning Wood" IS an erection that occurs upon waking in the morning. I'm not suggesting that every erection is caused by the need to urinate. But I am suggesting that they are simultaneous upon waking in the morning. I believe they are linked, and that's what I call "morning wood". **Update** I just followed your links to ABOUT and to Wikianswers. And, if we can believe what they say, I yeild to your position. They both state that it is about REM sleep and not about urination. I stand corrected. O my captain commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 If you don't want to spoil the surprise by hinting at it/asking beforehand, ask yourself two things: 1. Is he uptight or more socially free about sex, generally? If he proudly gets boners in public places or doesn't mind you squeezing his crotch under the booth at the bar, he'll probably be more down with this too. 2. What was the mood as you were going to bed the night before? If you had a fight or he was tense about work or school and needs to get out the door early, there's a bit more of a chance he won't be up for it (though ironically, that's probably when he needs it the most). I, for one, love Surprise Blowjob, and thanks to your question, now have a cool new potential name for a band. LMNOP answered in Sex about 1 year ago | Report 2 comments by Just Asking and LMNOP… 2 0 I wish I could comment on all of these at the same time: I decided to start touching him gently on his back and arm and slide my hand around to the front. As soon as he sleepily turned over I crept my hand down over his shorts and discovered that he had a raging erection. In about five minutes he was holding my hair, calling out my name and begging me not to stop! He said it was the blowjob of his life, that I'd killed him, etc. So I'd call the gentle-touch-leading-to-the-blowjob a huge success. Just Asking commented about 1 year ago | Report 1 0 Cool. Glad for you (and vicariously for him) that it worked out. He sounds like a lucky guy. LMNOP commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 1 So is asking him out of the question? "Would you mind being woken up with a BJ?" Sounds like a completely reasonable and thought provoking question. Arsenic7 answered in Sex about 1 year ago | Report 3 comments by LMNOP, Basil, and Just Asking… 0 0 It takes a bit of the erotic surprise out of it, which, I think, is what she's looking for. I'd rather have surprise bj too, personally. LMNOP commented about 1 year ago | Report 0 0 I would much rather NOT have a surprise BJ. Hence, the importance of asking even if it does remove some of the surprise. Or maybe I am just unusual. Basil commented about 1 year ago | Report 0 0 It did turn out fabulously. And I didn't have to ask. Just Asking commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 Does he sleep naked? ...Then he likely wants to be woken up this way. p.s. wood just happens. And yes, sometimes the need to pee trumps the need to fuck. RacerX answered in Sex about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 This has been done to me once and its about 10,000 times better than breakfast in bed. Seriously the most pleasant way to wake up, can't imagine why anyone would not appreciate it. Hooves answered in Sex about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 2 No well adjusted dude will feel anything but appreciative. Assuming there is not some D/s nuances complicating things. I have had a number of these before, so here is some advice from my experience. That said, the "wood" is never about peeing. It is just that you often both have an erection and have to pee also. If you really want to pull this off as a surprise then a little social engineering is in order. Accidentally wake him up early enough that he will feel more inclined to go back to sleep rather than stay up. And, he will probably pee in order to go back to sleep. Then let him sleep another hour or whatever and start sucking. hopefully he doesn't tuck his body in bed. This is usually easier in the summer when it is got, less blankets makes it easier to get under without being noticed. Primus answered in Sex about 1 year ago | Report 3 comments by Just Asking, Primus, and Just Asking… 0 0 It turns out that he didn't need to pee (see my comment above)! Just Asking commented about 1 year ago | Report 0 0 HA! Excellent. So much for complex social engineering. Simple is best if it works. Way to go! Primus commented about 1 year ago | Report 0 0 Thank you! Now if only he were still in town I could get used to doing this EVERY morning... Just Asking commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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