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Home remedies for sleep apnea?

I can't go to the doctor's office because of the zombie vampire organ trade. How can I take care of my sleep apnea and avoid the doctor at the same time?

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  • Finn3goof_small
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    I have sleep apnea and wound up with a CPAP machine. They are expensive but work great.

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  • Pd_small
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    Don't be so silly. Just go to the doctor already.

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  • Photo_on_2012-01-03_at_17
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    I know you don't want to hear this, but you NEED to go to the doctor and get treatment for the sleep apnea. Even if you lose weight it might not go away. Not all people who have sleep apnea are fat btw.

    In any case, get over your doctor aversion unless you want to wind up dead. Sleep apnea is quite serious. You stop breathing when you sleep and it wakes your brain up every time you do so you can continue to live. It causes your heart to become enlarged and you lose brain cells if you don't get enough oxygen. Not only that, you won't sleep right and you will be incredibly fatigued...even more so than you realize.

    Even if you *think* you are sleeping through the night, with sleep apnea you are NOT. I thought I was getting a good 8-12 hours of sleep per night or more, but really I was waking up 111 times per hour with untreated sleep apnea. Mine was a pretty severe case, but still.

    The treatment is a bi-pap or c-pap machine.

    If you don't get treatment eventually your body will give up on trying to wake you up every time you aren't breathing and you will DIE!

    I'm not really trying to be too alarmist, but the truth about sleep apnea is that it is scary and can be deadly.

    Just go to the damn doctor!!!

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  • Cateyes_small
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    You can't, unless you can find someone willing to blow forcibly into your nose every 60 seconds while you try to sleep.

    (If your sleep apnea is caused by being significantly overweight, the other solution is to lose the weight.)

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  • Botero100_small
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    Be cautious about those one-size-fits-all jaw-repositioning devices they advertise on TV. The principle is sound, but the DIY approach could seriously mess up your jaw and cause you to develop TMJ, bite problems, and much pain.

    I use a custom-made version of this gadget, and it works great. It was fitted by a dentist that my sleep specialist referred me to. It cost a bloody fortune, but at least I had insurance to pay for part of it--and the cost includes all the followup and tweaking to get it to fit right. The first one I had was a less comfortable model, but fitting and adjusting it went smoothly. My newer one is generally more comfortable, but getting it adjusted right was a bitch--I was in pain for several weeks until the dentist hit on the sweet spot where it opened my airway and prevented the apnea, and didn't make my jaw ache. I can't imagine doing this on my own with a non-adjustable device.

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  • Spaceship_small
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    "zombie vampire organ trade"

    Is this something YOU'RE invovled with, or that you're afraid of becoming involved with?

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  • Bierce1_small
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    Aside from seeing a doctor? WHICH YOU SHOULD DO?

    Losing weight.

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