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How are Kobe Beef Cattle slaughtered?

We all know that they're given premium beer and massaged daily to improve the taste, and Japanese believe very much that if an animal is in pain when it's slaughtered the meat goes sour.

What I'd LIKE to imagine happens is that the farmers buy a shitload of hookers, top quality vodka and designer drugs that the cattle go out like rock stars, but it turns out the female cattle that get slaughtered are virgins, so there goes that theory.

Maybe they just fill the stall with kittens until they die of cuteness.

All kidding aside, how do they do they slaughter Kobe Beef?

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    The bovine is bathed, dressed in ceremonial white robes, and is fed its favorite meal of beer and skittles. It then prepares for death by writing a death poem.

    With its selected attendant (kaishakunin, "second") standing by, the bovine takes up its tantō (knife) or wakizashi (short sword) wrapped in paper so not to sever its hoof or lose its decidedly tenacious grip and plunges it into its abomasum, making a left-to-right cut. The kaishakunin then performs the Moo de grâce.

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    Honestly, unless you plan to work in the industry I don't get these questions at all. Food has to be killed, and the wonderful industries are nice enough to keep us in the dark about it by doing it themselves. If you are planning to work in the industry, Google probably has millions of factual answers to this, as many places will incorporate their own methods based on what they believe is most humane, but really, killing "humanely" is just not possible. But I digress, the answer to kobe beef is pretty simple, some fancy way that they can use to make it seem worth more money so people will be willing to spend more on it. Food flavoring is in the seasons more, personally, a well flavored steak with just the right amount of spices and Worcestershire sauce ... magnifique, though I do like it juicy, meaning it must have blood dammit!

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