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  8 0 Depends. Is this a 1:1 tradeoff? I.E. - Good Oral Sex for Good cheese and Bad Oral Sex for Cheese Wiz? If I gave up all cheeses, does it guarantee the quality of all oral sex henceforth? The quantity (as much oral sex as I would have had cheese during the same period). What other requirements and guarantees does this contract contain? -Straight Female Moxie answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  7 0 I'll compromise, and give up head cheese . Walter Mellon answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by freikja… 0 0 That's hilarious and oh-so mushroom-worthy. freikja commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  5 0 I'm a bisexual female I already gave up cheese (for the critters, for the planet, and for my cardiovascular system). My favorite food is fried tofu (seriously). I'd consider giving up receiving oral to keep my tofu. . . maybe. MAYBE. But I think I'd have to be dying of starvation before I'd quit giving oral. *wondering for the first time in my life just how long I could survive on sex juice alone* Violet DaGrinder answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  3 0 This gay guy gave up cheese to make my cardiologist happy and it was traumatic. I dreamed of cheese and cheated right after getting my blood tested. Still though I could not give up oral sex. This is like the riddle of the Spinx though. good question. Kip Waddle answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by Walter Mellon… 0 0 This is what happens when you go down on your cardiologist. The advice becomes tainted... Walter Mellon commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  3 0 Hetero male. Man, that is a tough one. I mean, some oral sex is terrible and some is wonderful... sometimes even from the same person! But with cheese, when you know the kinds you like, you look forward to the predictability of its deliciousness. Although I would certainly mourn for years afterwards, I would give up cheese. Urgutha Forka answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  3 0 This is tough, but I think I'd give up oral sex. I love getting it, and I love giving it, but cheese, wow. Cheese can take so many forms and do so many things. It's everywhere. Giving up cheese would mean giving up so many amazing meals. There is sex better than oral sex. I'm not sure there is food better than cheese. If the question were "would you rather give up all forms of sex, or all forms of cheese," then I'd give up the cheese. And for the extra credit, I'm a straight guy. Mike answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  3 0 vegan straight girl would give up the cheese again for the orals :) spatsy meloko answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  3 0 Giving or receiving? I could give up receiving, but going down on a woman is too delightful. Cheeze is bad for you and is actually physically addictive. Straight Male. Jeremy Linden answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 Straight man: getting, I'd give up oral sex in a heartbeat. Giving, I'd have to think about it. I really, really like cheese, though. Fnarf answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 Female- bisexual. Oral sex. Easy. Ironically enough I follow a predominantly vegan diet. Oral sex is just okay. Cheese is amazing, even in tiny tiny doses. RM answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 Cheese, but I'm already vegan. Clem Pie answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 I'm a gay male, and this is a toughie... it's a close decision, but I think cheese would lose out. Barely. I love cheese. I love oral sex, both giving and receiving. But, I've assumed that I'll someday have to give up cheese... either due to lactose intolerance or some other digestive/cardiac issue. But, I haven't yet fathomed giving up any kind of sex. So, thanks to that, oral sex wins out. James answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 I would give up the oral. As I'm getting older, and I'm 26 mind you, I'm finding that receiving isn't doing it for me like it used to and as much as I love pleasuring my partners I don't think I would miss it if I never did it again. As for cheese, however, I do love me all kinds of cheeses for all kinds of meals in the day. Katja answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 I'd give up cheese, any kind of delicious cheese, now and forever. No question about it. (straight girl, really ready for giving or receiving oral sex) Just Asking answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 I'm not sure I could face life without Pollo Gorgonzola ever again. Or even Tillamook Cheddar. I'd definitely give up oral sex before I'd give up cheese (I tried going vegan some years ago, and it was cheese that was my downfall. And boredom.) Oh, mostly-straight-but-can-be-swayed female. Geni answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 This straight male says he'd give up cheese in favor of oral, but when it came right down to it, cheese is such a large part of my diet, I'm afraid I'd slip. Would that penalize me to sacrifice giving oral to my wife? O my captain answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 1 I would give up oral sex, definitely. I'm a straight male. Cheese is better than most elements of my life. Lukeiscool answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 2 Cheese, absolutely. There's no comparison! (For the record, bi woman here.) What the hell were those straight boys thinking? Do these guys actually get laid? freikja answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report 2 comments by JN and freikja… 0 0 They do...and while I wholeheartedly agree with you, I suspect the answer has to do with substitution. There's no really good substitute for cheese, so your answer depends on how good of a substitute for oral sex you have. If hands/intercourse/whatever gets you off, it makes sense to give up oral and keep cheese. If your best orgasms come from oral, then you're stuck with dry burritos. JN commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 Heh. Actually, now that you mention it, l think you're right. l suppose there are toys that make for a decent substitute if one's hands don't do the trick. l suppose l might be willing to give up oral since it's not the main way l get off. Plus l had some blue cheese potato bites last night that came damn close to bringing me to orgasm. l may have to change my answer. freikja commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 I'd give up oral sex. No question about it. Straight gal. nseattlite answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 I've eaten some really delicious soy cheese... but I do not know of an adequate substitute for oral sex. ASC answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 Straight male. I'd take penetration or handjobs or bdsm over cheese, but not receiving oral. At the bottom of the list for me. To receive what I consider to be truly gratifying oral, there has to be deep throat. Most women I've been with can't perform this. If they can, its obvious that they don't particularly enjoy it, despite their best efforts (I don't blame them, I wouldn't particularly enjoy jamming a meatlog down my throat over and over again). So, oral sex tends to just be part of the warmup before the more serious business. Cheese, however, is a many-faceted jewel of epicurean pleasure, always prepared to satisfy. But, I could never give up giving oral. That'd be sexual suicide. puerh23 answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  3 3 oral sex Toxic Mommy answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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