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  8 0 Glenn Beck is simply a moron. After I crushed his psyche, I would be bored for the next 4 years and 364 days. Cheney is a master of evil, and I wouldn't want to be stuck in a room with him without the option of murder. Under those circumstances, he could do real damage to my head. W seems like he would make the best drinking buddy, but alcohol isn't a given. Palin is the most malleable. By the end of five years, I would have her performing all sorts of degenerate acts to entertain me. Palin it is! kitschnsync answered in News & Politics over 2 years ago | Report 2 comments by Jim C and Rev.Enant… 0 0 Seconded! But I do think a studious sadist could convince Beck to kill himself (not explicitly mentioned in the rules) within the first year. Jim C commented over 2 years ago | Report 1 0 Caribou Barbie, now with action Red Scare bomb shelter accessories! Rev.Enant commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  4 0 George Bush is the least annoying and evil of all 4. Little Red Ryan Hood answered in News & Politics over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by Jim C… 0 0 I disagree with part of that. I think Palin isn't necessarily evil, she's just criminally ignorant. Jim C commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 kristin, i think you should think of all those thumbs-downs as compliments on coming up with a truly awful hypothetical. i pick sarah palin. at least she's musical. sort of. Valkyrie answered in News & Politics over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by Kristin Bell… 0 0 lol :) Kristin Bell commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 George Bush is an entertaining idiot, while Sarah Palin is just an idiot. Glenn Beck and Dick Cheney make my flesh crawl. Bush, it is! keshmeshi answered in News & Politics over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 I would be terrified that Cheney would stab and eat me in my sleep. I would constantly want to rip Gelnn's testicles out through his anus and stuff them in his mouth to make him stop talking, so that's out. I feel like George would be the easiest to impress/control (like a toddler) so normally I would say him. But in the end, five years is a REALLY long time - and nothing is hotter than an attractive older woman, especially one that likes to eat fucking bear meat. Plus that's a lot of time to try to (compassionately) get the GOP's up-and-comer to start thinking about things differently, you know, like a human who gives a shit about other people. NGC1275 answered in News & Politics over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 Sarah Palin. lt would be nice if l had earplugs so l didn't actually have to listen to her talk, but l could teach her the joys of girl love and therefore flip her on the gay marriage issue. l would also make her my pet, and abuse her with dirty political talk while l whipped her senseless. She'd love it, l'd love punishing her for being such a moron, and she'd come out of the whole thing rooting for the left. Maybe then she'd be good for something. freikja answered in News & Politics over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 That's a tough one! I'd have to pick Palin. Of the 4, she is most likely to know how to catch, kill, clean, and roast small defenseless animals. Westside forever answered in News & Politics over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 Sarah Palin, because 5 years is just enough time to begin the Genesis of repopulating the bombed out planet with an army of differently-abled offspring. Mahtli69 answered in News & Politics over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 I can't have the whole set? Rev.Enant answered in News & Politics about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 1 i could stare at palin's milf ass/legs all day for 5 years probably protosaurus answered in News & Politics over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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