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Do you habitually break any laws? Which one(s)?

Anything beyond buying weed? Anything you do with such frequency that you've forgotten it's technically illegal? Anything state-dependent?

I'm honestly just curious, as I realized the other day that since I quit smoking weed I can't remember the last time I (knowingly) broke a law. Whether that's good or bad, I've no idea.

So c'mon. Answer!

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  • Meansceneprod-gothgirl7872_small
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    Nice try narc!

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  • Ozomahtli_small
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    Does my perpetual motion machine count?

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  • Image00666_small
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    Yup, weed smoker and frequent jaywalker here. Indecent exposure once or twice a year, though I think someone has to complain for that to be a crime in Seattle.

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  • Img_3324_2_small
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    Mostly coveting my neighbor's wife. And his stuff. And making idols of myself. And the Law of Threes.

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  • Veronica-lake-by-rosejuvenal_small
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    Most people download music illegally, although I don't. And everyone steals office supplies. I jaywalk, speed, roll through stop signs, trespass. Oh, and drink on the beach, although I'll call the cops on people who light fires.

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  • Summer-october_2011_906_small
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    Agreed on the public urination and indecent exposure (generally in the form of skinnydipping), but I only do those things in the summertime. Cold weather makes me a law-abiding citizen.

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  • Card_small
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    I speed in my car, roll through stop signs on my bike, and jaywalk while walking. And so does everyone else, unless they never leave their house.

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  • Nyan-cat-ftw-video2463_small
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    I jaywalk pretty regularly

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  • Bikeowl_small
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    I don't have a car at the moment but I have drove with a suspended license a million times. Sometimes for years at a time without getting caught or issued any kind of ticket for it. I will probably do it again too. But I do want to pay off my tickets that's a whole different issue though. I am really not a bad person and know why shoplifting is bad in my mind. Also it takes tax dollars away from the state for important programs. Either way I've been bad and stole from major stores consistently over very long periods of time without getting caught. I have stolen stuff from or around donation bins put out by Goodwill, Value Village and St. vincent De Paul. That's dumpster diving kind of. I have never stolen from a friend, acquaintance, person or small business. It became some type of addiction for me or something I think. I don't do it anymore because I did eventually get caught and the charges ended up getting dismissed because it was my first time but if there's a next time I know my luck has run out and I won't be getting any second chances. Please don't think I am scum. I shouldn't have told you but whatever. Oh and in the years 2000 and 2001 I downloaded maybe 600 songs off Napster.

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  • Swedishchef_small
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    welfare fraud.

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  • Lookalikes_small
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    I don't signal turns when there are no other cars in sight. I know, I'm a horrific scofflaw.

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