I pee on the bus all the time. Isn't that what the little red bucket under the seats in the front is for?

I've puked on the bus before

I took one swig too many before getting on the 43 to the U-District

I stumbled towards the back and sat down next to the right-back wheel.

most people saw me, or smelled me and chose not to sit back there, however a few just ignored that another youngster was on the bus drunk and sat in the back anyways
so, when i looked up at my friend accross from me to apologize for my lack of class (she was a platonic friend)i was also giving some fare warning to those around me, though at the moment i really didnt care about anyone around me.

I proceeded to vomit a heafty bit, while also trying to stifle a bit of the wretching

i swooned for a few moments before stumbling off of the bus at my stop

after all of that i felt much better and went on with my day (it was some time in the afternoon on a saturday in september)

if i were to be peeing pants out of sloppy drunkenness, it wouldve been very different

the stress of trying to discretely piss my pants and then hide it/pretend and convince myself that no one has noticed would first and foremost kill what intoxication would still be left after urinating.

however, everyone, including my good friend accross the isle, would notice

the next worst part to losing the alcohol i had worked so hard to get and consume into my pants is that even after i had seperated myself from the other passengers, i would be uncomfortably wet, smelling of piss, and even farther away from home and a dry pair of pants than i was just before i wet myself

thus, there would be no going on my with my day afterward

puking on a bus is fun, everyone should do it

Definitely would rather upchuck. The benefit of puking is your getting it out and away from yourself. It's not necessarily gunna put much of a damper(haha unintentional pun) on your plans for the immediate future whereas peeing your pants kinda makes it a little awkward if you do decide to continue on your way to work. Plus I think wetting yourself would kinda creep people out while vomiting is more of an involuntary thing that I think people would sympathise with more.

Clearly, puking. In addition to reasons already listed, it makes a better story.

I'm with the majority: Puke. Everyone can relate.
Peeing your pants is infantilizing.

puke. you could tell people you have cancer or something. that wouldn't fly for the wee.

I threw up for an entire flight once- although then I at least could use the bathroom (when lucky) or a barf bag. People were not impressed.

I've also peed all over my pants while trying to stealthily pee behind a sign on a well trafficked street- which more or less amounted to the same thing as actually peeing my pants

I think I'd go with puking. At least that way once you're done and off the bus no one else has to know about it. With peeing everyone would know.

And at least when you puke, you usually have a good excuse- you can always say you're sick and people feel sorry for you. Who pees when they're sick?

Definitely puke. Worst case I'd get it on my shoes and a little on my shirt and it might not soak through if it's chunky. If I pee myself, my pants get drenched. No way around it.

easily, i'd rather full-on wet my pants in public than have another terrible public puking.

I can't believe everyone is going for Puke!
Am I the only person who would rather pee theselves?
I mean really... I can go into a bathroom and clean up...
but PUKING...I always feel like I'm going to DIE when I upchuck.
I would NEVER EVER want to experience that in public .... (again).

(Alright, I'll explain, but only because you asked...
It wasn't on a bus, but at a science fiction/comic convention in greater L.A. where I had driven 30 miles from home to visit...but parked around back of the hotel cause I didn't want to pay vallet parking fees... so, I jumped the security wall. (Big mistake later...)
Anyway, I slip into the convention, and I'm bopping between panel interview rooms, when I start to feel a headache coming on... soon, it's a f-ing migrane, and I know I'm going to suffer. I find an excedrin, find the guest courtesy room, bluff my way into it, grab a cup of water, and some celery, swallow the pill and go back to the interview room. ten minutes later, my gut is hurting, my head is pounding, and I think I might be sick. I wander back to the guest speaker feeding room... walk around the room once, find a HUGE wastebasket, drop to my knees, and PUKE my guts into the basket. The room goes silent as everyone turns to look at the guy with his head in the wastebasket. Thank god for the quiet young lady who came up behind me, put an arm around my shoulders and said "It's alright, we're going to help you. What do you need?" I asked her if she could get me someplace quiet and dark so I could close my eyes. 15 minutes later she's got me in an upstairs hotel room with a EMT checking my pulse & BP and an order of onion broth to settle my stomach. I never did get that angel's name...

They even asked to drive me home, and I had to admit I was parked around back!
Told you it was a big mistake... I was SO embarassed! I sent them a $60 check for mileage and services rendered made out to the ComicCon since they saved my ass.
Aren't you glad you asked? I HATE GETTING SICK IN PUBLIC!)

Puke for sure, since I have done it twice. And you don't deal with the mess afterward, some poor metro dude does.

I've thrown up on the bus before. It's not so bad.

Puke, I suppose. At least I wouldn't need to change if I puked in a container.

chunder. for sure. wet pants are really uncomfortable.