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  6 0 I'll second the fact that their produce is crap. I've had grapes from TJ's that were so unripened and overwaxed, I thought for a second that I was somehow eating my grandmother's ornamental fruit bowl. And it is so ridiculously overpackaged. Tomatoes come in a plastic clamshell with another plastic tray inside. WTF? Yet, when you get to the register they encourage you to buy a reusable bag if you don't have one. It makes no sense. kitschnsync answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  5 0 Their Sushi rolls. They seem to consist of cat food, raw stale carrots, dry rice and sesame seeds. so-so answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  3 0 I only buy certain things from Trader Joe's - mostly frozen food and packaged things like crackers. Oh, and hummus and naan. But that's it. So I think I tend to avoid the bad stuff that way. I had some flatbread pizza at a friend's house a few months ago that was not so great, it was frozen and had mushrooms and something else on it. The question you were thinking of was probably this one: http://questionland.thestranger.com/questions/9051-what-trader-joes-item-would-you-stockpile e.strange answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report 3 comments by stinkbug, Mahtli69, and e.strange… 0 0 That's the question I was thinking of. But why doesn't it show up when using the normal QL search box above? Searching on words like Trader or stockpile doesn't bring it up. (It does show up via google though.) stinkbug commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 That is a good question. The stockpile question is relatively new, and the other TJ related questions (microwave, hitting on cashiers, and pizza dough) are at least 9 months old. Maybe QL doesn't update their search results very often? I think that's it ... I just tried to search for "happy hour", and freikja's posts about QL happy hour from several months ago appear, but the ones from a few weeks ago do not. Mahtli69 commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 Mathli, I think your hypothesis is probably correct. They need to work on the search function for this site. e.strange commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  3 0 One time I purchased a trio of fresh bell peppers from TJs. They were packaged in plastic. When I cut open one of the peppers, a bunch of winged maggots flew out and I freaked out for a long time. I guess that was my worst. Ted D answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report 2 comments by e.strange and Ted D… 0 0 That is truly horrifying. e.strange commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 It really was. I was afraid to crack open a bell pepper from anywhere for like a year. Ted D commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 Their instant coffee tastes as bad as every other instant coffee that I've had, with the exception of the Starbucks Via stuff. As much as I hate to admit Starbuck's superiority in anything, their Via is the only instant coffee that actually tastes like coffee and not coffee flavored diluted sludge. It lulled me into a false sense of hope that TJ's stuff might be passable. Lilting Missive answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by Melina… 0 0 try the Maxwell instant coffee.They are in individual sachets sold in small cardboard boxes.Taste great and I hate every other instant coffee in the U>S market. I was dissappointed with trader Joe's coffee too. Melina commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 Their frozen spanakopita is bland and overpriced. Ed B answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by Lilting Missive… 0 0 Good to know it wasn't just that it sat in my freezer for three years that made it so boring. Lilting Missive commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 There is a lemon tart (not frozen) which is so sour it makes you think of toothpaste somehow. Oh just god awful. Had a hard time trying to figure out who the hell they were making it for. Also wish they would have real French bread and charge more for it. BasementDweller3 answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by midwaypete… 0 0 Totally agree. I was expecting sour, but this is bitter. midwaypete commented 8 months ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 I had enough bad luck with avocados there, I stopped buying them. Their grapes are usually good in my experience, but I did buy a bunch a few months ago that we're horribly sour. I held off buying them for a while, but they seem to be back in decent shape. I hate their "dunker" chocolate chip cookies. Those things are blander than Chips Ahoy, very disappointing. They also have a chocolate, peanut butter & jelly, potato chip concoction that sounded amazing, but the execution was flawed. Among other things, the chocolate was waxy and flavorless. keshmeshi answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report 2 comments by BasementDweller3 and keshmeshi… 0 0 Good to know on the cookies. They had some good ones around Christmas, thin shortbread ones in the shape of stars dipped in dark chocolate, which were great, but I've never tried the others because they just don't look good, you know? BasementDweller3 commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 I'm a fan of the chocolate covered Jo-Jos, which also only seem to be available at Christmas, and the lacey cookies are good. They're caramel-like cookies with dark chocolate/almonds or milk chocolate/macadamias. At this point I'll only try something new if it looks really amazing or it got rave reviews from people whose taste I trust. keshmeshi commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 I'm usually pretty impressed with the frozen section (the mac and cheese is awesome), but a couple things miss the mark. a) Vegetable Panang Curry. The curry itself is OK, maybe a bit too spicy (you can see the chili oil pooling on the surface), but the veggies are extremely tough and fibrous. Not at all pleasurable to chew. b) Certain burritos. They are usually fine if you cook them in a conventional oven, but that just takes long. The microwave method usually results in undercooked middle, which means it goes back in the microwave repeatedly and pretty soon the tortilla edges are hard and the bottom is soggy. There's also the problem of inconsistent filling. Sometimes it's all beans, sometimes you get cheese, sometimes there's a huge piece of steak in one half that stays frozen forever, meanwhile the other half is a pocket of molten bean lava. c) I know I can't expect much here, but the frozen asparagus is also really tough and fibrous. Elsewhere in the store: a) Peanut satay sauce. Totally personal preference, but I don't like my peanut sauce to have so much soy sauce in it. I like a more coconut-heavy peanut sauce. I disagree with Mahtli69, though, who said they don't like the sauces in general. I think their red and yellow curries are awesome. Their masala sauce is a bit heavy on the tomatoes for me, but I remember it still tasted good. Jon answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report 2 comments by BasementDweller3 and BasementDweller3… 0 0 Agree on the satay. The Thai spicy peanut salad dressing is good though, if they thickened that down... BasementDweller3 commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 Gyoza sauce not great either. BasementDweller3 commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 I've been unhappy with just about everything from Trader Joe's that isn't frozen. Their produce is not good. Virtually every sauce and marinade that I've tried is crap. And, I don't even like their cookies. There was a previous question about favorite microwaveable TJ foods . Is that the one you're thinking about? Mahtli69 answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 I find their produce frequently sub-par NGC1275 answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 I love TJ's, but I once accidentally bought a jar of *sweet* olive spread by mistake. It was utterly horrifying. Colin Killick answered in Food & Drink over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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