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Liberal at a Sarah Palin Rally - What Should My Sign Say?

The Tea Party Express will be stopping in my current city next week, and I and several friends will be there for some good old-fashioned sarcastic protest. For maximum effect, what are some hilarious things our signs should say?

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  • Ozomahtli_small
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    Teabagger

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    ANGRY ABOUT STUFF I DON'T UNDERSTAND

    MY DOG HAS THREE LEGS

    or the old favorite

    BRING BACK CRYSTAL PEPSI

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  • Me_small
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    Just go as this guy.

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  • Doorbells_002_small
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    Wow, I can almost see Alaska from here...

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    How DARE Obama try to provide me with health care!

    In my day we didn't need insurance... We took it like a man!

    Dey tuk are jaaawwwwbs!

    Palin = the Face of Education in politics

    DRILL BABY DRILL! We're still saying that, right?

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    I love the sign: "get the government out of my medicare"

    but tea partiers don't seem to understand the hilarity...

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    English, if its good enough for Christopher Columbus its good enough for America.

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  • Adorableblackkitty_small
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    Upstage the 'sign-ers', go in costume AND carry a sign. I have some Palin paperdolls, with captions. I can't take credit but I can share: 1. Sarah/you in a red-white-blue run/jogger's oufit. Sign: For a jaunt on the bridge to nowhere. 2. Sarah/you in a Moose fur trench, fashion boots and sunglasses. Sign: Disguise for Planned Parenthood visit (how about 'raid'?). 3. Sarah/you in a presidential looking business suit and pearls holding "Foreign Policy for Dummies" under the arm, 4. Sarah/you in a June Cleaver outfit (inc.heels and an apron of course) holding an uzi or a big rifle. Sign: (caption isn't funny) All sorts of possibilities here...NRA? Moose? War 'tactics'? Invasion? China/Asia?. 5. Sarah/you in fatigue-pants, army boots and a leather jacket with a life-like animal fur around her neck (doll has a fox fur with fox head still attached.)  Sign: For after dinner storm tropping. 6. Sarah/you in pajama's & elephant slippers. Flannel is covered with large green dollar $. Sign: (needs upgrading to funny) For a good night's sleep paid for by Alaskan tax payers.'  Make it sing! 

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  • Sacri_ordines_by_charism_small
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    "CARIBOU BARBIE?

    *picture of venison steak type object but with georgia o keefe subtleties*

    ...IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER"

    *Oooh yeah,
    savor it....*

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  • Dog_small
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    My husband carried a "What about UFOs?" sign with some anti-choicers once. That was nice.

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    Derp derp

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    You could use pages from Going Rouge. Maybe with lots of glitter on them.

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