Not much is mentioned about the purchasing of HUMP tickets until it get's really close. Last time I was trying to price tickets a month in advance and couldn't find anything about pricing or when they'd go on sale OR which vendor would be selling them.

I do believe you'll be able to do it online, I bet it'll be through brown paper tickets but don't hold me to that.

Keep tabs on it, the info will come soon enough.

The Stranger sure does!

Because all the dancing people moved to Portland.

We are saving our energy for standing ovations.

Go to a rockabilly show. People are cutting the rug with abandon.

I grew up in and around NYC and unless you inlude a seething pit damn few folks danced at punk rock shows there either. Depending upon what you mean by "dance".

The exception is and contiues to be jam bands. Pretty much everybody is dancing and often quite poorly. So I blamd jam bands. they ruined dancing for everyone. another crime they need to answer for.

Seattle dances at:

Non-armchair electro/house/dubstep events
Blues/swing/soul nights
Salsa
Gay bars

Bands, no. Mayyyyyybe local pseudo-electro bands like USE. I've also been to "dance parties" at Chop Suey.

Otherwise people are pretty static.

Isn't the link only up while they are broadcasting? Email Jen - she'll help you figure it out. Rawr!

People still listen to that insufferable show?

The date hasn't been announced yet. Read the SLOG/Stranger and they'll give you plenty of notice.

There exist unlicensed BYOB joints, mostly "concert" venues. They're generally "known secrets" but it's impolite to discuss them on the web.

Yeah.

*looks up definition of "secret" in the dictionary*

Aha!

No.

did you read brendan kiley's article 'the long con'?

The first rule of secret underground Seattle clubs is: don't talk about secret underground Seattle clubs. The second rule of secret underground Seattle clubs...

Not if we answer...

I've seen it done by Inga Ingenue and Michele Frances

Daria?

http://www.mtv.com/shows/daria/series.jhtml

if I'm thinking right it was on ABC family called Angela Anaconda! oh man! I LOVED that show!!? totally forgot about it....

Former Nickelodeon Programming

Look through the categories on the lists in each section - each one has separate links and most show a photo of the main characters. 

A request like this sends me back to a cartoon series I used to watch from long ago, Beany and Cecil (Beany was a little kid and Cecil was a seasick sea serpent). Every time Cecil had to rescue Beany in trouble he would yell out, "I'm comin' Beany Boy!".

As told by ginger?

If you want to celebrate your Bastille Day than you should be go Briercliff Road Brooklyn.This place is really good for party and fun.
http://betaalaninesite.com

Ima guess that Cafe Presse will be doing something. Don't know anything about overt celebrations. That's kind of a France thing, you know? Perhaps fly in to CDG aeroport and taxi down the Place de la Bastille for the fun? If you're rich n'stuff.

I was taught that non-expensive French (spanish, italian, etc.) wine was probably exposed to overly cold temperatures during transit, or overly hot temperatures during dock-side storage, and were therefore quite suspect. YMMV.
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Bastille here in Ballard is having an event, with $5 oysters/charcuterie and a petanque tournament. There is also supposed to be gypsy jazz and burlesque later on in the evening.

Details are posted up on their facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/BastilleSeattle?sk=wall

If you want some different places, here are a couple other links that may help you out:
http://www.thestranger.com/suggests/8962180/bastille-day
http://www.examiner.com/travel-in-seattle/celebrate-bastille-day-july-14-seattle-restaurants-serve-up-francophile-fun

Cafe Campagne always throws a great bash in Post Alley. Yummy, inexpensive food and fun entertainment: http://mr.fusspot.net/pmqC8t

Um, am I just a wuss or does this sound like a disaster waiting to happen?

I know both Neighbor's (gay bar) and Club Seven are 18 and up. However I have never been to either and don't know what they are like.

I love dancing at Havana!

I recommend TRUST, a dance night that happens every third Saturday at the Baltic Room. Great music and a friendly, welcoming vibe.

More info here: http://trustseattle.com/