Hi, sleepy book club! I was thinking about this question and was having trouble putting everything together. I suffer from a tiny brain, and in this kind of scattered narrative I find it difficult to keep track of who is who and what goes where, and so here are some notes I made in order to make sense of it. This isn't an answer to the question, exactly, and I don't know it will be helpful for anyone else to read, but *making* the notes helped me tremendously in seeing the through-lines. If it's not obvious, spoilers abound.
# Side A
1. Found Objects
- Sasha (late 20's?)
- Coz (Sasha's shrink)
- Alex
Sasha steals a wallet, hooks up with and allows Alex to shower in her kitchen tub with stolen bath salts. Includes a reference to "Rob, Sasha's friend who drowned in college."
2. The Gold Cure
- Sasha (30's, Sasha is Bennie's long-time assistant)
- Bennie
- Collette, Bennie's executive producer
- Chris (Bennie's son)
- Stephanie (Bennie's ex-wife)
Bennie goes with Chris and Sasha to visit a band about to be dropped from Bennie's record label. Bennie relives and silently freaks out about some of the shameful moments of his life. He eats flakes of gold to fight off impotence and anxiety, shares the gold with Chris and Sasha like it's candy. Drops off Chris with Stephanie, puts the moves on Sasha but is gently rebuked.
3. Ask Me If I Care
- Rhea (in high school; the narrator)
- Bennie, Scotty, Alice, Jocelyn (the other high-school kids)
- Marty (the punk violinist, in college)
- Lou (Older producer, mentor, letch)
The kids act like kids, meaning they all long for each other in impossible combinations, complain about how the world sucks, perform disastrously in a hardcore punk venue. They meet with Lou, a record producer. Jocelyn runs off with Lou.
4. Safari
- Lou (late 30's)
- Mindy, Lou's young girlfriend
- Charlene (Charlie) and Rolph, Lou's kids
- Albert, the safari guide
- Cora, Lou's travel agent
- Mildred and Fiona, the older women who join the group on safari
- Chronos, one of Lou's musicians
- Dean, an actor friend of Lou's, who amuses Mindy by saying things like "It's hot" or "Weapons are necessary."
The group goes out on safari, looking for lions. Albert and Mindy make goo goo eyes at each other, but are interrupted when Chronos gets himself munched by a lion. In the aftermath of the munching, Albert and Mindy become cool with each other. Rolph mentions to Lou that Albert and Mindy were acting weird, and Lou immediately gets what was going on. Later, Lou has sex with Mindy in order to show her who is the boss. Lou is.
5. You (Plural)
- Jocelyn (the narrator)
- Lou, old man in a hospital bed in his bedroom with tubes up his nose
- Rhea
Lou is old and dying. Rhea and Jocelyn are visiting him, paying their last respects. Jocelyn, who ran off with Lou at the end of Chapter 3, asks about Lou's son Rolph (one of the kids in the safari story); she has forgotten that he died long ago when he was 28. She has been long separated from Lou. Full of both pity and anger, she fantasizes about drowning him. She laments that when they first got together, Lou promised her the world and never delivered.
6. X's and O's
- Scotty (somewhere middle-aged? I'm bad at guessing ages. Scotty is the narrator)
- Bennie
Scotty is washed up, doing part time janitorial work to make ends meet. He comes across an article in Spin about his old friend Bennie, now a big shot record producer, and he writes Bennie. They arrange to meet in Bennie's office. Scotty, who fishes to eat in the East River, brings a fish to the meeting. In Scotty's world, among his friends, the fish was a real accomplishment (striped bass!) but in Bennie's world, out of context, the fish is weird and vaguely threatening. They talk about Alice, who divorced Scotty long ago and about whom Benny was crazy when they were kids in Chapter 3. Scotty leaves, confident that he has intimidated Bennie with his fish and crazy gap-toothed smile, and that in spite of Bennie's fancy office and good fortune, Scotty is the boss of Bennie and Scotty. Just before he goes, Bennie puts a business card into his hand and tells him if he ever has music he wants heard, call. The next day Scotty hands the card off to a couple of junkies, maybe musicians, and tells them to call Bennie, tells them, say Scotty sent you.
# Side B
7. A to B
- Bennie (middle aged)
- Kathy, queen bee of the country club
- Stephanie, Bennie's wife, publicist of Bosco
- Jules, Stephanie's brother and the journalist who attempted to rape Kitty Jackson, now out of prison
- Chris, Bennie's son
- La Doll, Stephanie's boss (La Doll is "Dolly," the General's publicist in Chapter 8)
- Bosco, washed up superstar musician
- Noreen, neighbor who peeks at them through the fence
Bennie and Stephanie live in a country club community, but worry it means they sold out. Bennie refuses to participate in country clubbish activities, but Stephanie tries to ingratiate herself with the community by playing tennis with Kathy, queen bee of the country club. She hides her tennis games from Bennie as if she's having an affair. She says she's going to pay a business visit to Bosco as cover for her tennis game, but when her brother Jules invites himself along she decides visit Bosco for real, if only to cover her lie. On the way to Bosco's place, Stephanie asks Jules what the hell he's doing with his life. He doesn't know.
Bosco tells Stephanie and Jules that he is going revive his career with a comeback tour, a "suicide tour," which means he's going to go on tour with all-new material and party like he did when he was young, which he expects to kill him, which will make a great documentary. He says the album will be called "A to B". Stephanie is dubious, but Jules, who up to this point was cynical and shiftless, becomes rapt and full of purpose at the idea of writing about Bosco's comeback and/or suicide.
When she returns to the house, Stephanie finds a bobby pin in her bed and realizes that Bennie has slept with Kathy. In distress and hoping to hide from her family, she wanders out into a far corner of the yard and has a strange little conversation with Noreen through the fence ("I like to sit in this spot," Noreen says. "I know," Stephanie says.)
8. Selling the General
- Dolly Peale, publicist for the General
- The General, genocidal dictator of some country somewhere
- Lulu, Dolly's daughter
- Arc, assistant to the General
- Kitty Jackson, charismatic, troublemaking starlet
Dolly is the American publicist of a genocidal dictator known as the General. The General has hired Dolly from afar so she can improve his image in the international community where opinion of him is less than favorable. Dolly has taken the job out of desperation; her career was ruined after she accidentally spilled scalding oil all over the guests at an A-list party she organized, a crime for which she served six months for criminal negligence.
Dolly communicates with the General through Arc, his assistant, via fax and phone calls. She advises him to make superficial changes, for example she urges him to wear a certain kind of hat. She decides later that he needs to have his picture taken with an American movie star and she chooses Kitty Jackson, super famous starlet whose career is nevertheless on the ropes because since she was attacked by the journalist Jules during an interview (which is about to happen in Chapter 9), she can't tolerate the Hollywood scene and frequently pitches fits on set.
Dolly, Kitty, and Dolly's daughter Lulu fly to whatever country the General is the dictator of. Dolly is extremely nervous because Kitty acts like a brat all the way up to the very moment they meet the General, and then suddenly she turns on her superstar charm, the faux-candid pictures of the General hobnobbing with the starlet are taken, and Dolly is relieved and proud of herself. Moments later, however, Kitty starts asking questions like, "Is this where you bury the bodies? Oh, was I not supposed to bring up the genocide?" The General's men take her away.
Dolly and Lulu fly back to the states without Kitty. The photos hit the paper and are a smashing success; the General gives Dolly a large cash payment and then terminates her services. The General and Kitty are seen together at other public events. I really do not understand what Kitty is thinking at this point. Dolly receives offers of employment from other genocidal dictators but she turns them down and instead opens a cafe.
9. Forty Minute Lunch
- Kitty Jackson
- Jules Jones (the narrator)
- Janet Green (Jules's ex)
Jules writes an article about an interview with Kitty Jackson. Throughout the article he makes copious references in footnotes to his own failed relationship with a woman named Janet Green. Near the end of the interview described in the article, Jules attacks Kitty and attempts to rape her, and the article is revealed to have been written from prison.
10. Out of Body
- Drew
- Sasha
- Rob Freeman (the narrator, who speaks in two-word sentences)
- Lizzie (age 20)
- Bix
All the kids get stoned. Rob is recovering from a recent suicide attempt. He reminisces about meeting Sasha, about swapping secrets with her (Sasha: had a problem stealing, ran away to Europe with a musican who dumped her and subsequently made her living stealing and turning tricks. Rob: experimented with gay sex, but he's not gay, really!). Rob is Sashas best buddy nonsexual guy friend, wishes he had made a move on Sasha but now it's too late because she's with Drew. But truly it's Drew he has a crush on.
At some point the gang goes to see the Conduits in concert. The Conduits are the band that Bennie discovered and will later make his career on, and they are the band that Bosco will later become famous with. Sasha meets Bennie for the first time at this concert and peels away from the group. By morning, it's only Drew and Rob left together. Rob says he wishes that he and Drew could live far away in a cabin together, and Drew deflects by saying how much he would miss Sasha. Rob says, okay, well, Sasha was a pickpocket and prostitute in Europe, did you know that? Drew says fuck you, get away from me. And then exasperated, strips off his clothes (the sight of which is a thrill which Rob had been longing for) and goes swimming in the East River. Rob follows, but he is a weak swimmer and he drowns.
11. Good-bye, my love
- Ted Hollander
- Sasha (Late teens, age 19)
- Beth and Andy, Sasha's parents
- Susan, Ted's wife
Sasha is in Naples, Italy, marooned after having been dumped by the globetrotting musician she ran off with. Ted is her uncle, sent to Italy by Sasha's parents to find her. After some days of hardly trying to find her, he stumbles upon her as she's buying cigarettes. She is polite but is anxious to get away, but in the end agrees to have dinner with him.
In the hotel room waiting for dinner, Ted thinks back to when he was in college and spent the summer with Sasha's family. Sasha's father was abusive and fought with Sasha's mother, twice dislocating her shoulder. Ted felt protective of Sasha and somtimes took her out to the lake to occupy and distract her while her parents acted crazy inside the house. Specifically he remembers taking her to swim, remembers that she wanted to go swimming, she was afraid of swimming, she was rebellious about trying.
At dinner, Ted and Sasha both are having trouble coming to terms with the fact that Sasha is an adult. She's got a limp from a recent accident, she's cutting her own arms, she's got a tenuous relationship with her friends. She says she fantasized about her Father coming to look for her; when Sasha asks her Uncle Ted why he's in Italy, he lies to her and says he's come to look at art. (Why does he say that?) She is upset but swallows her sad face and invites him to dance. Once he's dancing, she disappears with his wallet.
He manages to find her in her apartment the next morning, and her situation is even more desperate than he thought: it is evident she has no friends and no money either. (Rob, who drowned in Chapter 10, revealed that she resorted to prostitution during this time). They argue, but they reconcile. The chapter ends with a flash-forward: Ted, an old man, visits Sasha in California where she lives with her family.
12. Great Rock and Roll Pauses
- Alison (the narrator)
- Lincoln (Alison's brother)
- Sasha
- Drew, Sasha's husband, the same guy Sasha dated in Chapter 10
Alison describes her family: Her brother Lincoln is autistic and meticulously graphs the pauses in songs. Her father, Drew, has a difficult time – much more difficult than Sasha – coming to terms with Lincoln's obsessions. Alison, an anxious empath, is overly concerned for each member of her family. Sasha and Drew are both haunted by the drowning death of Rob, and so by extension is Alison. Drew comes to terms with Lincoln's music-pause obsession and it is unbearably sweet.
13. Pure Language
- Bennie (in his late 50's)
- Alex, the guy Sasha got together with in Chapter 1
- Rebecca, Alex's wife
- Lulu, the daughter in the 'General' story
- Scotty, Bennie's old friend who brought him the fish
Bennie has quit the big record label he founded in a huff over artistic integrity. Alex (of Chapter 1) had hoped to work for Bennie as a mixer, but Bennie instead hires him as a kind of viral marketer. Alex's wife knows he didn't get the job he wanted, but he hasn't told her that he was hired for the marketing job because he's afraid she'll see him as a sell-out. Lulu (of "Selling the General"), now a young adult, is a kind of Machiavellian overachiever, and works for Alex doing fake grassroots style marketing.
The event they're working to promote is a concert by unknown Scotty Hausmann (Scotty of the fish in Chapter 6). Scotty has been writing and hoarding songs, and Bennie has decided to make him famous. Thanks to the work of Alex and Lulu there's a large turnout for the concert, but Scotty is nervous and freaking out and doesn't want to perform. Bennie and Alex are trying to wrestle him into submission and it's going very badly when Lulu appears, instantly charms Scotty, and leads him onto the stage.
The event is a success. Afterward, Bennie and Alex remember Sasha and wonder where she is these days. Her old apartment building happens to be nearby, so they walk over and ring the buzzer but nobody answers. They hear someone approaching but it isn't Sasha; it's someone else, another young woman who is just starting out in New York.