I've puked on the bus before
I took one swig too many before getting on the 43 to the U-District
I stumbled towards the back and sat down next to the right-back wheel.
most people saw me, or smelled me and chose not to sit back there, however a few just ignored that another youngster was on the bus drunk and sat in the back anyways
so, when i looked up at my friend accross from me to apologize for my lack of class (she was a platonic friend)i was also giving some fare warning to those around me, though at the moment i really didnt care about anyone around me.
I proceeded to vomit a heafty bit, while also trying to stifle a bit of the wretching
i swooned for a few moments before stumbling off of the bus at my stop
after all of that i felt much better and went on with my day (it was some time in the afternoon on a saturday in september)
if i were to be peeing pants out of sloppy drunkenness, it wouldve been very different
the stress of trying to discretely piss my pants and then hide it/pretend and convince myself that no one has noticed would first and foremost kill what intoxication would still be left after urinating.
however, everyone, including my good friend accross the isle, would notice
the next worst part to losing the alcohol i had worked so hard to get and consume into my pants is that even after i had seperated myself from the other passengers, i would be uncomfortably wet, smelling of piss, and even farther away from home and a dry pair of pants than i was just before i wet myself
thus, there would be no going on my with my day afterward
puking on a bus is fun, everyone should do it