Go outside. Wear sunscreen.

lt means you're a Muggle.

This, next to your photo? Have you forgotten the first rule of genital imperfections? You don't talk about genital imperfections! l jest, l jest.

First l remember the personality, since that's usually what comes first.

Second l remember the quality of sex. l'm willing to give bonus points if the personality rocks and they don't whine about having to leave when the sex is done.

Third l remember how big that cock really was, and since it didn't come with an asshole and STD attached, l'm willing to forgive all other issues that come with it.

Any odds improve with cinnabon frosting. They may not guarantee success, but you can't really go too wrong.

"lt's the difference between me getting pubic hairs in my throat and puking on your dick, and avoiding that ugly situation altogether."

That should do the trick.

No, but l suspect advertising it across the Stranger is (a) not your demographic, and (b) is probably viewed by at least a few as a little desperate.

Here's the thing. You don't *plan* a fuckbuddy relationship; it usually just happens. That also means you don't owe them your time and they don't owe you theirs. You are both free to come and go as you please. So maybe that means you fuck once a week or twice a month; that may be as regular as it gets.

That, and you'll have to accept that few men have been blessed with a true, NSA relationship, so they're going to be wary. Also consider the possibility they might want you gone before morning rolls around.

Hey, you asked.

Well, at least you come prepared.

l think it could be a conditioned response, or a need to fit in with peers, or any number of other things. l don't think it always equals homophobia. However, l think that there are enough homophobes with this response that the public will generally view it that way...regardless of whether or not homophobia is present. Not that it's a productive response and we shouldn't be fully responsible for our reactions, but it could be more than we automatically assume it is.