I'm not sure what "SO" stands for (should I, and I'm just missing something obvious?), but if this is someone charged with teaching you then you probably deserve better. I would ask him/her WHO it is that you plagiarized by making the almost anemically cliched claim that diversity creates a more adaptable approach to problem solving. I mean really: some people might disagree with that claim, but it's not a new claim nor a special one, and unless this "SO" can tell you who exactly that idea belongs to, the charge of plagiarism is baseless, rude and arrogant.

As the owner of a penis, I can say that both reactions could be possible in the same person depending on the circumstances. I think you could safely play it by ear. Start by not-quite-waking him up with some snuggling, and if his reaction is receptive rather than startled or sleepy-grumpy, you could work your way toward the surprise.

Basically what I'm saying: he may be asleep, but chances are his body language will still be pretty easy to read if you approach it slowly.

I think a blowjob that was, however, COMPLETELY out of the blue and without any kind of warning or sleepy foreplay, would indeed be unpleasantly startling and might get a reaction that you don't want.

Define easy to use. Is MediaWiki out of the picture? Have you tried Moinmoin?

EDIT: To clarify my question, do you mean "easy to setup" or "easy to maintain"? Or just "easy for your users to edit/add content"? Many things may be one of these easies without being the others. 

I think it could be as little as one day, depending on the kind of thing we're talking about. Staying up for 24 hours straight and being mostly drunk/high for that entire time is quite a feat, and I would call that a bender.

Getting a little bit drunk for 10 days in a row, on the other hand, doesn't count. In my mind, a bender is an endurance game, so how long it lasts is proportional to the intensity.

Paavo Nurmi. Not very famous.

This is the list of what you can and can't bring into the courthouse as a juror (pdf):

http://www.kingcounty.gov/courts/DistrictCourt/About/~/media/courts/DistrictCourt/pdfs/ProhibitedItems.ashx

It doesn't say anything about food, but forks and butter knives are specifically listed as allowed items, so presumably they're expecting you to bring a meal.

I suppose they could just stop offering discounts to minors, seniors and the disabled. As long as they do offer those discounts, though, they need to verify eligibility or else every able-bodied 30 year old with no sense of shame will sign up for the cheaper pass.

If it's really that much of a hassle just buy him an adult card.

The big blue mailboxes all have pickup times posted on them, and in busy areas of the city they often have two pickup times each weekday, one morning and one afternoon. Chances are there's one closer to you than the nearest post office, and there won't be any lines. Additionally, large office buildings often have pickup locations that have morning collections, and they're often in publicly accessible parts of the building.

You should check out Borderlands. It's a shooter with several RPG elements and a unique graphical style. It's a decent single-player game, but the design focus was really the coop play, and it's loads of fun.

One of you needs to get the premium version of Skype, then you can do this:

http://www.skype.com/intl/en/features/allfeatures/group-video-calls

Of course, with the free version of skype, you can have numerous people included in voice calls. Without the premium version, though, you are limited to one-on-one video sessions.