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  What are a wing man's responsibilities the morning after?

  0 7 It sound like you are jealous of your roommate, or more feasibly, in love with your roommate and jealous of the girls? Have you tried telling your roommate how you feel about him? I think you need to gradually work your way into position to get into his pants. Here are some steps that I would follow: 1. I would start by telling your parents that you are gay. It might be awkward at first, but how do you think your dad, having no idea about your sexual preference, would feel walking into his basement and seeing you playing naked leapfrog with the bag boy from the local Safeway? (Side note: when they offer you "help out" they are only offering to help you take your groceries to your car) 2. Buy some plastic trash bags, duck tape, a few rags, ether, heroin and Calcium Oxide. I would recommend buying these products at varying locations and on different if possible. You don't want anyone thinking anything suspicious if happening. LOL! 3. Now, when your buddy is sleeping put some either on one of the rags and place it over his face. once you are sure he is out shoot him up with heroin, just enough to start getting him dependent on it. You will want to do this for about two to three weeks before the next step. 4-7. This is where it might get a little dicey, so just PM me and I'll lay out all the details for you. 8. Now that it is just you and your emotionally distraught, heroin addicted roommate who thinks he somehow "removed" four girls it's time to give him the ultimatum. Naked leap frog with you or you are going to the police. I can say that 3 out of 4 people choose not let you go to the police. Them ain't bad odds! Well good luck, enjoy and I'll look for your PM! Neil Warf answered in Sex & Relationships about 1 year ago Answer, comment & read 7 more answers »

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  Who's a really great audiobook narrator?

  0 0 Stephen Hawkins was the best Neil Warf answered in Books & Writing over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 6 more answers »

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  Are there any extra risks to brain surgery wheb the patient is pregnant?

  0 0 Sounds like you are writing a comedy bookand. Neil Warf answered in Health & Fitness over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 3 more answers »

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  Does eating sugar make you, well, sweet?

  0 1 You should try eating poop, I bet it would have a direct correlation with how your breath smells. Neil Warf answered in Health & Fitness over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 6 more answers »

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  Who in Seattle do you trust to Japanese thermal recondition your hair?

  0 0 There is a guy down in pikes market who has done wonders for my hair. You can't miss him, he's the one walking around in the ghillie suit trying to talk to kids during the day, but at night he works hair magic at his salon/tire rubber sandal cart. He seems to have spent a lot of time around Asia in the 70's. Neil Warf answered in Whatever over 2 years ago Answer and comment »

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  Do I call him?

  1 7 If you call him make sure you have a good reason, like offering him the opportunity to do anal. Neil Warf answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 15 more answers »

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  whats the best way to tell your neighbors that I am going to call animal control, without causing problems?

  0 3 I'm sure Micheal Vick will take them if they are a Pit mix. Ron Mexico is another person worth calling about the "removal" of dogs. Neil Warf answered in Pets over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 5 more answers »

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  Why were there helicopters with search lights on Cap Hill last night?

  0 0 I was doing the "Helicopter" at 16th and Denny, but only because some old guy paid me to do it. I don't know anything about the search lights though. Neil Warf answered in News & Politics over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 2 more answers »

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  What will be the sex toys of the future?

  3 1 I think finding a person with bad enough self-esteem to have sex with me is in my future. Neil Warf answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 11 more answers »

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  My wife is 35 years old and has never had an orgasm. What the hell?

  9 5 Well have you ever tried having sex with her? Neil Warf answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 18 more answers »

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