See above

Damn right.

WA State UI is not what most folks would term a dwindling resource. Those in real need ARE getting UI as they should.

The boss might like your fights, Dallas. Give her/him the cold shoulder instead. Much more effective.

Yeah, I was kinda thinking "aren't your genitals also a reused sex toy that's been places no one else knows for sure?"...

We had a Community college class where a student tried to study this: I played along as a test subject. "Sex in the name of science? Hells yes!" was probably my answer.
Shaved at 3pm each day. Asked gf between 3 and 4 for some good lvin'. Sure enough, if she said 'tonight, you betcha' I looked darker/longer by 9pm than if she said 'nope, busy'.

or, if you need the cheapest but don't mind the wait, the Dental School at the UW is at the other end of the experience spectrum.

Awesome answer. Too few in Seattle know how to pull this off without totally sliming the person, though.

Heard once to hostess I worked with: "I dig you; You're great & you seem pretty cool, so I'm going to give you my name & number *hands card*, if you want to go out some night. If not, no harm. If only maybe, ball's totally in your court."
She responded "then maybe it is", and she flashed a let-him-down-easy grin/grimace.
She didn't call him.
Until 4 weeks later, for some rebound attention after a breakup. Win-win for everyone.

Hmm, I've never felt they were quite so disposable as that. Paper dries out?