From 1920:
http://youtu.be/_M9mHOLxYCU
"At the Moving Picture Ball"
A Photo-Play in 2 Reels [i.e., verses]
Scenario by Howard Johnson [lyricist]
Music by Joseph Santley
Produced by Leo Feist, Inc.
"Tempo di movie"
"Reel 1"
Hip hooray I feel delighted, yesterday I was invited
To a swell affair, all the movie stars were there
Oh what fun, the party lasted till the break of dawn
Famous players turned to cabareters, how they fooled and carried on
Chorus ("Without a Flicker"):
Dancing at the Moving Picture Ball, some scenario
Great big stars paraded 'round the hall, they were merry oh,
Handsome Wallace Reid stepped out full of speed,
And Theda Bara was a terror, she "vamped the little lady", so did
Alice Brady,
Douglas Fairbanks shimmied on one hand, like an acrobat
Mary Pickford did a toe dance grand, and
Charlie Chaplin with his feet
Stepped all over poor Blanche Sweet
Dancing at that Moving Picture Ball
"Reel 2"
Ev'ry girl a handsome looker, had a dance with Mr Zukor
Mr Thomas Ince stepped around just like a prince
William Fox and Jesse Lasky both joined in the fun
Big directors mingled with the actors, why the whole bunch seemed like
one
Chorus:
Dancing at the Moving Picture Ball, some scenario
Great big stars paraded 'round the hall, they were merry oh,
Handsome Wallace Reid stepped out full of speed,
And Theda Bara was a terror, she "vamped the little lady", so did
Alice Brady,
Douglas Fairbanks shimmied on one hand, like an acrobat
Mary Pickford did a toe dance grand, and
Sennett's bathing girls were there, each one was a little "bear"
Dancing at that Moving Picture Ball
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