I will use it in combination with some other suggestions. Questionland is awesome. thanks

I do like that. I think I will use a combination of "constrained writing" and "formalistic". Gets the message across while making me seem far smarter than I actually am. Perfect!

Not the word, but very close. thanks

That is, indeed, the word. I very much like Cedarthvaders as well. You get the shroom and thanks for helping me sound smart when I fire off this comment to a maddening blog post about a subject far too dorky to admit I give a shit about.

nonono. King (Aka Chinook, blackmouth,etc), Silver (Aka coho), Sockeye (aka red or kokonee for the landlocked type), Chum (aka dog, keta, calico-currently being marketed as decent, edible fish), Pink (aka humpies), Steelhead (aka Rainbow trout and many other subspecies names- of the same genus as the others but often referred to as trout) and Sea Run Coastal Cutthroat (all sorts of names and alos often referred to as trout)

I memorized them by eating them alot.

the shirt was about $50. But has lasted a long time.

I have an electric mower. But am leaving on vacation sooner than I realized so can't mow yuor lawn. I'm sorry. I really would do it.

Good one. thanks.

not yet but that'sa good idea. I'll try south park as well.

heading down to utz in about an hour. Got my heart and head set on a sombrero but will consider other equally fashionable options.