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Silence is Golden. Duct tape is silver.


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  • Great old school tween movie?
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    "Ladies and Gentleman, The Fabulous Stains". (1982)

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082639/

    A young Diane Lane and Laura Dern start a punk chick band. A bit racey, but with merit and a good message in the end.

  • Comment on nseattlite's answer…
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    Perfection!...I'm going with erotic confection! Thanks!

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    Gift suggestions for a bachelorette party?

  • How do deal with really mean coworkers?
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    Stop taking yourself so seriously, you cant let it bother you that much. I agree with Geni, be totally superficial and counter with a positive attitude. Start conversations about interesting things you hear on NPR to take the focus off of Courtney's ass. Be the example of how decent people behave.

    Or you can indulge in your spite and say: "Why Do you care so much about Courtney Cox's fat ass when you have you're own?"

    But kindness is always the best policy.

  • Do you think most people believe that being gay is biologically predetermined, rather than a lifestyle choice?
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    Well what you do...here...ya know...is ya go down to the post office actually, and ask for the sexual preference registry form. Its a pink form and it is scented.

    Its a pretty quick process, like being an organ donor. You simply just check the box.

    Allow six to eight weeks for processing before you receive your official license in the mail.

    That is how you "choose" to be gay. And yes, you do need a license to be this fabulous, and this gay.

    P.S. Snap.

  • Am I supposed to get an engagement ring for my boyfriend?
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    I think it would be ok if you popped the question without rings. After he says yes, you can talk about it together and decide if you both want rings or something else. Just be romantic.

    Oh yea,...CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

  • What's the best pick up line that work (or didn't) on you?
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    I'm standing at the bar waiting to get a drink right? It was a really crowded bar and I was focused on my task. This guy starts talking to me as he is holding a bag of pork rinds. It was noisy. I didn't catch what he said, so I just did the smile and chuckle, looking agreeable in my polite oblivion, and turned away. He offered me a pork rind. I kindly declined and turned the other way again, kind of wierded out by the pork rinds somewhere in the back of my mind but I was focused on getting a drink.

    He sets the bag of pork rinds down on the bar and walks away. I could then see that the bag was empty, and had been empty the entire time. I looked at it quizzically thinking it to be...well, even more odd. I'm asking myself "What the hell was that?", when he walks back over to me and says, "The bag was empty, I just thought you were cute and wanted to talk to you." He was nervous. It was way cute. I smiled. Then he flashed a big smile. Perfect teeth.

    Next thing I know, my friends surround me not even noticing I was talking to someone. Some sort of excitement was happening I guess, but I was more or less pulled away from him.

    I later walked up behind him when I saw him again, as he was talking to his friends. Still standing behind him, I pulled his arm back and held it behind his back while I wrote my # on his arm. He turned and looked at his arm and then at me and again with the big grin full of perfect teeth.

    Now, I wish this was one of those stories where I could say we are now married and the rest is history, but this is a sad story...

    My friend and I left later that evening. As we were leaving in the car, I saw the guy and he was waving me down, but my friend just drove away really fast.

    He never called. Problem with the #? I will never know.

    But the point is, it worked on me...the pick up, empty bag of pork rinds and all. Or I'm a sucker for a cute guy with a nice smile.

  • Comment on Rev.Enant's answer…
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    Thanks Rev! I have never been a "Trekkie" and actually had to google Captain Picard. HaHa I'm kind of fearful to admit how oblivious I am to ST. I must be missing out!

    Further, I have been an uncle since I was 11 and the other 3 came later on through the years. So as of now, on the niece/nephew count I have a 7yo, 9yo, 11 yo and a 15 yo. I have always been very involved in their lives until the past few years because I dont live close anymore.

    I have not made up my mind about having kids. I dont even know what "child making" route I would pursue. I'm single. I would like to do this with the right guy. For now, I'm 27 and single. Maybe in a few years, I will be 30 and...well, who knows. life is funny.

    Thanks again Rev!

  • Comment on O my captain's answer…
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    There are some very successful large families out there, and yes some very tragic and unsuccessful large families. But there are unsuccessful small families, and successful ones too.

    I only want two kids at most. I mean, one kid certainly is not easy.

  • Comment on Kip Waddle's answer…
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    I have been the gay uncle since I was 11 when my first neice was born. The next one came when I was 17. I am the funnest uncle ever! Now that they are all getting older, one a teenager!, I am enjoying the new phases in their lives. One of my nieces likes to cook with me and I love teaching her things like: garlic is god, and onions are heaven, and how one can never have enough cheese in their life. It will be no time before they are adults. So you can see where I am at in life now. Maybe its time for kids of my own.

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