If she can stand the crowds, I would recommend taking a look at the Seattle Wedding Show: http://www.weddingshow.com/

I was in the exact same predicament last year, at this time. My Maid of Honor and I found a perfect dress for me at the sample sale they have there. Lots of different styles of dresses for really cheap. I would suggest going early, like right when it opens.

It does cost $$ to get in, but if she's in "wedding mode" it's fun to look and all the exhibits and get ideas for decorations, food, ect. Bonus, is there is LOTS and LOTS of free cake samples. Good luck.

Moon Rock Massage!! I've only been to Sarah, but she is really nice and very much down to earth.

http://moonrockmassage.com/

I haven't heard of any such program. I'm not certain, but I believe that the eye doctor actually measures your eyeballs for contacts that specifically fit you, so even if another person has the same prescription, they wouldn't be quite right.

Nathan at Salon Swagger on Cap. Hill does it. My boyfriend has gone to him a few times and had a good experience.

http://salonswagger.com/stylists/nathan-maltos/

I got to stay home from school and my mom and aunt took me out to Pizza Hut for lunch. Really low-key and nice.

Have you seen the woman recently? My biggest concern would be for the well being of that elderly woman. She could possibly have some physical and mental health issues that are going untreated. Definitely call the Mayor's Office for Seniors OR Senior Services (they both have an Information & Assistance line).

ALSO, you might want to speak with a program called the Geriatric Regional Assessment Team through Evergreen Hospital. They do crisis intervention for elders--the intake person can tell you if she qualifies. I'm fairly certain they work with hoarders: http://www.evergreenhospital.org/landing.cfm?id=1340

Call some Adult Day Health facilities in your area, like the ones run by Elderhealth NW, for example: http://www.elderhealth.org/adult_day_health.html. They might take them.

You might also try some senior centers. Here is a list: http://www.seniorservices.org/about_us/find_a_senior_center/senior_center_list.aspx

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Salty's on Alki is pretty great. I haven't been there for Thanksgiving though.