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I don't get it. Clearly you made a point but I still don't get it.

Did I say anything about wiping? My ass is washed clean as a spring day. It is called a "shower" the gays are known for being clean or haven't you heard?

I suggest that for the average american bidets take too much space (answering your question)

Get in touch with your own digestive track. You need not poop more often than you shower.

"Discussions about semantics is just mental masturbation" YOU asked the question. (and shouldn't that be "are just"? words matter!)

In my 25 years out in the workplace, I never referred to my self as anything but "gay" someone (you) asked what the difference was. Please don't assume the answer to the question is a plea to describe yourself as anything. I was just answering the question you now describe as masturbatory.

They did not renew his contract according to the Seattle times so they must have had some issue with him.

you missed the best part

(One of Daddy’s Favorites!)

for vagina, sure. Not so safe for the ass though

The question was gender neutral, a dildo is a dildo and chicks have asses too. If the question was "should I put a carrot in my vagina," I might have answered differently.

Take your own advice and don't take these questions so seriously. take dan savages advice and don't combine food and sex.

Its funny how snarkyness doesn't translate well in questionland.