Sea water does contain the same basic amount of salt as the body...so when you drink sea water you are essentially adding a bunch of salt to something that had just the right amount.

When you drink sea water your body wants to get rid of those excess salts as quickly as possible. In order to flush out your system your body draws water from your cells, and sends it through your veins to your kidneys.

The volume of water required to expel the salts from sea water is greater than the volume of water that you get from drinking sea water. So you become dehydrated, then your kidneys fail, and then you die.

I think that depends entirely on the woman. I certainly don't think that just winging it is a good idea when it comes to fulfilling a rape fantasy, there are way too many things that could go wrong.

Don't invite him up to your house to make out unless you have already laid down some ground rules. Be honest with him - tell him you think he's totally hot, but that you aren't ready to go all the way. If he's a decent guy, he'll respect that.

Stripper pole.
Live white tiger.
Bubble Machine.
Mariachi Band.

1) Take it slow. Get to know your scooter by riding it on quiet neighborhood streets, parks, or (if it isn't too noisy) cemeteries. Learning to ride is much easier if you aren't in traffic.

2) Armor up. You don't have to dress in full-on gladiator attire every time you leave the driveway, but I advise wearing a lightweight armored jacket like the ones from Corazzo, full length jeans, and sturdy shoes. Shorts, flip-flops, and a t-shirt are an invitation to road-rash.

3) Never trust a car. Always assume that you are invisible to traffic, as well as to parked cars along the road.

4)Beware of puddles. It may seem like fun to ride through them, but a deep pot-hole or hidden manhole cover can cause you to lose control of the bike.

5)Get gloves that have a little windshield wiper thing along the side. They're really helpful when it is rainy and you need to wipe off your face shield.

Contact one of the local companies who do that kind of work and ask if they are hiring, or if you can volunteer with them until you are fully trained. Here are some numbers for local companies who do that kind of work:

Biomanagement Northwest (Seattle) 1-877-524-6411

Crime Scene Cleaners Inc., Seattle, 1-800-357-6731

Bio Clean Inc., Arlington, 1-888-412-6300

Bio Pro Northwest, Washougal, 1-360-798-7930

Trauma Tech, Nine Mile Falls (Spokane), 1-509-468-1789

This website has some tips on how to talk to the neighbors: http://www.barkingdogs.net/

Good luck!

It probably isn't satanic, the offerings of fruit and grain, plus the candles and the figure of the saint are much more in keeping with Santeria or Voudou. Satanists (or more appropriately devil-worshipers)tend to be attention seeking teenagers, not the type to go to all the trouble of buying tropical fruit.

People will fall for anything if they are in pain and desperate. Lots of people don't have insurance and cannot afford regular doctor visits. If they are sick and works for them - even as a placebo - then more power to them. If they try it and it doesn't work for them, then chances are good they'll try something else. I don't think they're falling for it so much as experimenting with it, and sometimes the experiments work.