The Two Bells Tavern is pretty cheap.

If you work downtown, try Busy Shoes - on Seneca between 4th and 5th. That guy can repair anything.

I've never attempted such an internet search, but the lack of this specific content would suggest that, if there is a market for babes-in-rubber-rain-boots-and- mini-skirts photos, you could probably make a killing. Hire models, purchase boots and skirts, and start taking these photos yourself.

A danseur.

I am watching, and it is hilarious, though Portia looks a little botox-y, and I can't tell if it's part of her character or not. The science lab guys are hilarious.

I'll second the Macys recommendation. We spent a bit more - $1299 for a sofa and chair, but it is good quality, delivery was free, and, best of all, it's not Ikea.

All of those communities force men out at some point or another. Whether as teens or as adults, a significant portion of men are forced out of the community.

None fit all three, but if you're renting, the east side of the Central District is close. Look for rentals around 21st and Union. Expect some crime.

Whatevs, you can get Kinder Eggs at De Laurenti's in the Market.

Apply on your last day of work. The online form will ask when your last day of work was, and will ask about vacation time or "in lieu of notice" money was paid (essentially severance) and will determine when you get your first check. There is a one week waiting period in which you do not get benefits - if you delay signing up, you could increase this period of time as the week doesn't start, I think, until you have applied for benefits.