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• Comment on Griffin's answer…

  0 0 Wow, you guys are really digging deeply to find serious psychological issues here. Again, I appreciate your input, but I think you're coloring my situation far too much with your own experiences. TheLando commented over 2 years ago

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  Most efficient way to eat pot?

  1 0 You have two options, as I see it: the first is to buy some cheap weed you wouldn't generally want to smoke, and the second is to save your sticks and leaves over the course of many months. Once you have your materials (I would say a quarter ounce of cheap pot or and ounce of sticks and leaves), you need to cook them in butter in a double-boiler (just put a small pot with the butter (2 quarters or whatever) in a larger pot with water and boil- the water controls the cooking temp so your stuff doesn't burn). The longer you cook the better, really. I do around 3 hours. The butter gets clarified in the process, so essentially what you end up with is weed ghee. When it's all done, filter out the plant bits with a cheesecloth or similar and refrigerate your creation until you're ready to use it. I like to make pound cake: it takes a lot of butter and really lets the flavor come through. Also lately there's been cheap hash available from time to time, that's great for cooking with. Just melt some small pieces in the butter and go. TheLando answered in 420: The Straight Dope About Pot over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 3 more answers »

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  What's the best way to make your Italian roommate understand that his girlfriend needs to stfu when he gives her pleasure for 30 minutes straight?

  4 1 I'm not sure what him being Italian has to do with it, but I would just have a conversation with him, directly, when she's not around. It might be awkward, but I think it's the best way to make yourself understood. Say something along the lines of, "You know I'm cool with you and your girlfriend, and I'm happy for you that you have such an awesome time in bed, but all the noise has got to stop. I'm not demanding complete silence, but it really isn't cool when you wake me up in the middle of the night or make me sit through a half hour of screaming when you know I'm in the next room. Please talk to your girlfriend and try and be more considerate in the future." And if you really are suspicious and want to burn him, you can speculate that he's getting off on making you listen and that that is really obnoxious, but that depends on how adversarial you want to be. More likely he just really thinks it's hot when she makes a lot of noise, and isn't thinking about your comfort at those times. Make it amply clear that he needs to be. TheLando answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 11 more answers »

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  My boyfriend broke up with me two weeks ago and is now trying to hang out with me.

  1 0 As others have said, even if he does want to get back together, you don't want to be with such a shithead. And even if you would entertain a purely sexual relationship with him in the future, you don't want to get involved with it now, while your emotions are still raw. I would suggest you wait until you're over the breakup and the power imbalance between him and you is minimized. If at that time you want to reestablish contact, go for it. TheLando answered in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 7 more answers »

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  Low minimum tattoo price?

  6 0 Tattoos are not something you skimp on, and $60 is not that much money. Pay the $60, leave a $10 tip, and feel lucky that you simultaneously (1) didn't contract hepatitis and (2) don't have something that looks like a smear of dirt in your skin for the rest of your life. Most reputable artists charge $100-$150+ for an hour of their time, and they can make a lot more money doing a multi-hour piece than they can doing your little one. The minimum price makes it so they're not totally wasting their time on the little guys. TheLando answered in Style & Beauty over 2 years ago Answer, comment & read 8 more answers »

• Comment on Rev.Enant's answer…

  0 0 Man, you have a very dim view of human sexuality, don't you? I'm not going to use backhanded, manipulative means like acting bored during sex when I'm not and just hoping he figures it out (instead of, say, assuming I'm not into him any more, or am not feeling well, or any other number of dire misinterpretations). I like this guy, remember? It's not that I want him to fuck me faster, it's that I don't want him to feel obligated to put off his orgasm for an hour just to make me come one more time. As a woman cursed (cursed!) with the ability to go for multiples, he of course thinks it's awesome to get me there as many times as possible. And mostly it is! But sometimes it isn't. TheLando commented over 2 years ago

• Comment on BlackJack's answer…

  0 0 The issue on this front is that if I said that I wasn't always into it 100%, he'd feel terrible for making me do something I "don't want to do," and drop the whole issue. Like I said, I'm willing to pick up the small mismatch slack their is, and it's not like I don't enjoy the sex we have every single time, it just doesn't need to be a 2-hour experience every single time. He's a very nice guy, and I know he'll end up feeling terrible if I come right out with this. I appreciate your advice, but I need something more positively-framed than "sometimes you really don't need to fuck me for an hour straight." TheLando commented over 2 years ago

• Follow Following 1 How to make sex go a little faster? TheLando asked in Sex & Relationships over 2 years ago 6 Answers by Mr. Dicky, BlackJack , Irena…

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