I'm with you, whiskeypony. A Q-tip plunged into that canal right after a shower, nice and deep, touching all of the interior walls in turn... Awww yeah.

In fact, I think we should rename Q-tips "ear dildos," or maybe "ear-dos" for short.

If you want a large storage capacity, I'd recommend something like this:

You can buy them at REI or other camping outfitters. The spigot is a nice bonus; if you place it on a table, you can easily use it to wash your hands, brush teeth, do dishes, etc.

I have a prehensile wang.

MDMA stimulates the release of neurotransmitters- serotonin and others. Prozac is a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor. There will be interactions there, but I'm not sure what.

MDMA is also a methamphetamine (that's the MA part). Concerta (aka Ritalin) works like amphetamine. Hello, heart attack.

Even if you don't have terrible interactions, you'll probably wreck your head for a while. MDMA is not gentle on the brain's chemistry, and it sounds like your head is delicately balanced.

Edit: Erowid says that SSRIs dampen the effects of MDMA.

There are some attempts at Tex-Mex, but nothing worth note. Tex-Mex in Seattle is pretty horrible, much like Seattle's BBQ.

But don't go to Austin looking for cuisine of the Pacific Northwest, either. You'll be similarly disappointed.

Most goggles have polycarbonate lenses, so pricey ones will scratch in about the same way as cheap ones, which is easily. When they aren't on your face, keep them in a pouch or goggle pocket, and only use an appropiate cloth to clean them. No wiping them off on your sweater! Some expensive brands (like Oakley) may claim that their lenses are tougher. This is complete bullshit.

Anti-fog remedies usually work in two ways: ventilation or coating the lens with a treatment. You can buy the lens treatment in any ski shop, but you are stuck with the ventilation that your goggles come with. Look for models that have lots of ways for air to circulate, but that will also slide shut in super windy or cold conditions.

I like Smith goggles. Not only do they make the best lenses for flat light, they are optically precise and they have a lifetime warranty. I've broken hinges on their glasses before and they sent me a whole new pair. It's a good company, and slightly less expensive than Oakley. Here is a cheap pair.

Whoa. That's a big can of worms. Yeah, it might be possible, but honestly... Why bother? There are lots of women in the Seattle area that aren't afflicted with blatant bigotry.

If someone I was dating said that to me, she would be insta-dumped. And the fact that she was inculcated with prejudice by her parents is no excuse for a full-grown woman; if she can't form her own opinions, that's another strike against her character.

It could take you years to de-program her. If you are successful, how will you know that she truly believes what you've shown her, and isn't simply parroting what you've told her to say?

I say ditch her posthaste. But make sure she knows WHY you are dumping her bigoted ass. It will send a clear message that she needs to make some changes if she ever plans on living in the civilized world.

You need to meet Mina Bast. She is an amazing photographer, and part of her success is due to the fact that she makes her subjects so comfortable. Mina has a very soothing and loving energy about her.

She's had work exhibited all over town, including Babeland, and I believe that she is even having an opening in Greenwood sometime this week... But you can scope out her website for examples of her work from the comfort of your own home. She has very reasonable rates, too!

Your dog needs diversity training. Seriously. If he was only around white folks growing up, he probably just sees black people as notably unusual.

So he needs to hang out with black folks until it doesn't seem unusual to him. But how do you get your black family members to hang out with him when he gets all snarly? That's the sticky wicket.

Does your dog watch TV? Do you have BET?

Yeah, I was pretty excited about her presence as well. (I mean, she is obviously an authority in the field. I don't "squee.")

It's too bad she has only answered 2 questions. Absentee expert!