Why on Earth would you want to live in Pioneer Square?

Are you an artist as well as a student? You might be able to land some cheap live/work housing that way.

The classic formula is that the older partner must be able to fit the younger partner's age into half their age plus seven.

So, if you are 30 years old, that would be 15 + 7 = 22. 22 is the lowest acceptable age for a 30 year old to date.

Of course, many people will rightly call bullshit on this formula. In truth, all that matters is that both parties are consenting adults.

You can argue that girls mature faster than males if you are a pervy old man trying justify banging a 16 year old, or if you are that 16 year old who has daddy issues to fuck out, but that doesn't make it right.

(Yeah, Fnarf beat me to the punch.)

Claritin is the generally considered the shit. It just went OTC a few years ago. You can get the melty tablets for instant effect.

You wouldn't be able to finish a steak that size, and you would get stuck with the $70 bill.

Do you really think Dino Rossi is going to go balls to the wall? The guy will run for office again someday- his dignity couldn't take it. You should be worried about Brock.

The hotdog-eating legend Kobayashi made sure he had absolutely no fat around his belly to prevent the muscles from expanding, and worked out like a fiend to provoke large appetites. That might be a better tack for you.

There has been research done on this. Melody stimulates the auditory cortex, and when the song stops, an "echo" of the song remains bouncing around in the brain.

Tunes that are most likely to become earworms are repetitive, rather simple melodies. When the tune is interupted, your brain fills in the blanks in much the same way that your eyes complete an image with only a few familiar visual cues. Then you have to sing "Roxanne" to scratch your brain's itch.

Here are a couple of relevant links:

http://www.uc.edu/news/kellaris.htm http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4332771.stm

You've got issues.

They are caused by poor blood circulation, primarily. Exercise more, sleep more, and don't rub your eyes.

I'm not sure how Seattle has anything to do with this, but let's go ahead and blame it too. It is probably responsible in some way.

Smurfette was created by Gargamel to seed discontent amongst the Smurfy populace. Geez, dude. Haven't you seen Donnie Darko?

Gargamel didn't think his cunning plan through, though. Smurfs have no genitals.

Liquid latex, tiger balm chaser.

Go outside. Spring sprung.