Goddamnit, Fnarf!

OK, maybe letters in italic are gay. Sheesh.

A cat? I didn't think of that. Funniest pet name ever!

Well, of course we all wipe (hopefully). But wiping is not in and of itself cleansing. If you got crap on your hand, would you just wipe it off?

So you only take a crap when you are in a bathroom with a shower and you think *bidets* take up too much space?

I often use facilities outside of my own home. I admire your endurance.

Sorry for the poop thread.

Kick ass. Thanks.

That's why I specified, elenchos. Thanks.

I think my answer was a specific as it needed to be without being obscure. Most people don't know the names of the different types of brackets.

Are you always this charming, or do you have a crush on me?

No, actually they are called angle brackets.

Serious business! Get a life.

Yeah, not so sure I dig your take on the concept. It needs more hijinx, possibly a wacky neighbor/confidant ("What would I do with a million dollars? Two of my brothers at the same time!"), and a better ending. Right now you are are slightly behind Harmony Korine in top choices for a screenplay.